Hung Chow calls in sick

Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, boss I no come work today, I
really sick. Got headache, stomach-ache and legs hurt, I no come work."
The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today.
When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me oral sex.
That makes everything better and I go work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again.
"Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You
got nice house."